BATTLE OF THE BOARDS: BRONCOS CHARGERS PART TWO

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Updated: December 11, 2013

(click here for part one)

GO
CHARGERS!

OKAY, I HAVE
ONE NOW

WHAT?

REMEMBER LAST TIME WE DID THIS? A FEW WEEKS AGO?

NOT REALLY

YOU KEPT USING HORSE NAMES. SAYING STUFF LIKE “MANGLE THE MULES.” AND I COULDN’T THINK OF ANYTHING FOR YOUR NAME.

OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO. WHAT ABOUT IT?

I HAVE
ONE NOW

ONE WHAT?

A RALLYING CRY THAT’S BASED ON YOUR NAME. WANNA HEAR?

SURE

“PULL THE PLUGS!”

HUH?

BECAUSE, YOU KNOW. “CHARGER?” LIKE A PLUG?

YEAH, BUT “PULL” ISN’T VERY THREATENING.

DAMMIT. WELL, I HAVE OTHERS.

THAT’S ALL RIGHT. I DON’T REALLY NEED TO HEAR…

CUT
THE CORD!

OKAY, BUT A CHARGER AND A CORD ARE NOT THE SAME THING

OBLITERATE THE OUTLETS!

AGAIN, CHARGER. OUTLET. DIFFERENT THINGS.

FUCK
THE FUSES!

YOU DON’T KNOW MUCH ABOUT ELECTRICITY, DO YOU?

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY THEN?

WELL, “CHARGER” CAN ALSO REFER TO A TYPE OF HORSE

REALLY?

YEP. THEY WERE WAR HORSES IN THE MIDDLE AGES.

OH, COOL. THAT MAKES IT EASIER. OKAY, YOU READY?

SURE

GO
DENVER!

GO SAN DIEGO!

HURT THE HORSES!

DESTROY THE DONKEYS!

NIX
THE NAGS!

STRANGLE THE STALLIONS

POUND THE PONIES!

MAIM THE MARES!

BEAT THE BRONCOS!

LOL LOL LOL

WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING A… OH.

ROFL

I HATE THIS GAME

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19 Comments

  1. Russell Wilson

    March 3, 2014 at 9:30 am

    I was controlling the Chargers board. You like how I trolled you Rodgers?

  2. Anonymous

    January 10, 2014 at 6:03 am

    Come on PFMock. We need a part 3 before the game on Sunday. Surely the Denver Board can think of a few ‘drown in the ocean’ type comments in regards to where San Diego is physically located. Which would lead to some ‘fall off a mountain’ ones in return.

    FUCK THE FUSES!

  3. AnonS

    December 14, 2013 at 8:12 pm

    There had to be at least one dome or warm weather team he could have gone to. He finally starts getting home field advantage in the playoffs, after years of having to go through NE, and he gets it in Denver.

  4. Anonymous

    December 13, 2013 at 2:52 pm

    The “Beat the Broncos” board from Denver seems more fitting now. LOL

  5. Anonymous

    December 13, 2013 at 10:07 am

    I still don’t understand why he chose Denver. He sucks in cold weather. Brady has to be giddy as hell right now.

  6. Anonymous

    December 12, 2013 at 7:48 pm

    As usual, Peyton will eff himself…….’bout time for that chokeitis to kick in……

  7. Anonymous

    December 12, 2013 at 7:46 pm

    Heh heh……looky looky at the scoreboard now……..WTG whale’s vaginas! Stay classy!

  8. Nemo

    December 12, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    You had one job Denver Scoreboard….

  9. Anonymous

    December 12, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    I’ve read this one a few times now. Another Broncos’ fan who thinks it is brilliant. FUCK THE FUSES is definitely the rally call in this house tonight.

  10. Anonymous

    December 12, 2013 at 12:59 pm

    *it

  11. Anonymous

    December 12, 2013 at 12:58 pm

    “Fuck the fuses!” I lost out at that part! Why would you do that?!? Haha

  12. Blah!

    December 12, 2013 at 8:52 am

    Another Bronco fan laughing hard at this one!

  13. Anonymous

    December 11, 2013 at 11:22 am

    To funny

  14. Anonymous

    December 11, 2013 at 10:02 am

    Even as a Broncos fan, this made me laugh hard.

  15. Anonymous

    December 11, 2013 at 8:46 am

    This is brilliant. OBLITERATE THE OUTLETS!

    You don’t know much about electricity do you?

  16. IFHSS

    December 11, 2013 at 8:11 am

    HAHA is b-roth controlling the Denver board??? either way Broncos take this one easily…

  17. Deanthony

    December 11, 2013 at 6:47 am

    ^^^^^^BRILLIANT^^^^^

  18. Anonymous

    December 11, 2013 at 3:07 am

    The San Diego Troll-o-tron: Making sure the Chargers win at least one contest this week.

  19. NotMarkSanchez

    December 11, 2013 at 1:10 am

    LOOOOOOOOL

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