ALTERNATE UNIVERSE UPDATE: Joe Buck Named “Favorite NFL Announcer” Yet Again

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Updated: September 13, 2013

St. Louis, MO – FOX Sports’ Joe Buck solidified his status as the finest, most beloved NFL play-by-play man in  sportscasting history by being named “America’s Favorite NFL Announcer” for a record 12th straight season in a national CNN/SI poll released today.

In addition, "Joe Buck Live" remains more popular on HBO than "Game of Thrones," "True Blood," and "Girls" combined.

In addition, “Joe Buck Live” remains more popular on HBO than “Game of Thrones,” “True Blood,” and “Girls” combined.

 

“Gosh, did I win this again? I don’t think I can squeeze any more of these awards on my mantel,” smiled Buck from his St. Louis home. “I’m flattered, of course, to receive yet another of these honors. It’s nice to be reminded how much NFL fans around the country adore me and my work.”

 

“Joe Buck is the MAN,” said NFL viewer Jacob Potter of Sherman, IL, expressing a view shared by millions of Buck loving fans across the nation. “When he calls a game, he just makes the action come alive. The excitement that tinges his voice on every big call, the the raw emotion that he displays during key points of the game. There’s a reason why he’s known as ‘Mr. Excitement’, you know?”

 

Continued Potter: “I swear, it doesn’t even matter to me who’s playing. If Joe’s calling it, I’m watching it.”

 

According to Buck, the secret to his enormous popularity is simpler than you might think.

 

“Football is a game of thrills, intensity, and high drama, and I want to be sure that my delivery always reflects that. So on every play, I simply imagine how a robotic, lifeless, monotone-voiced bore of an announcer might make the call. Then I do the opposite of that thing. Otherwise, I’d run the risk of being dull, or even worse, annoying to the fans at home, and lord know I never want to be perceived that way.”

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14 Comments

  1. Anonymous

    March 4, 2014 at 1:50 pm

    Fuck Joe Buck

  2. Ben

    January 12, 2014 at 8:12 am

    IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE EVERYONE HATES JOE BUCK, YOU SEE.

  3. Anonymous

    December 10, 2013 at 2:13 pm

    Buck has a good voice. Just not for football. His voice is like one that’s good to narrarate a documentary, but not call a football game

  4. Will i am

    October 9, 2013 at 7:25 pm

    Cant wait for the Buck and Aikman sex tape to come out!

  5. jiminnyc

    September 19, 2013 at 7:54 pm

    Put it this way…I can’t see Joe Buck saying something like, “You can’t enforce a rule against one team and not the other! That’s a conflict of interest!” *cough! MOOSE! cough!*

  6. Anonymous

    September 19, 2013 at 8:44 am

    i always mute Joe Buck when he calls the game, rather listen to the paint drying on the walls

  7. HesCalledDyer

    September 18, 2013 at 8:37 am

    The answer as to why Joe Buck sucks is right there in the faux-article. “I simply imagine how a robotic, lifeless, monotone-voiced bore of an announcer might make the call.”

  8. Anonymous II

    September 14, 2013 at 9:19 am

    Joe only has a job in announcing because of his father! He’s bad at baseball too!

  9. Anonymous

    September 13, 2013 at 9:59 pm

    Joe Buck sucks…HUGE

  10. hishighness

    September 13, 2013 at 7:05 pm

    @jiminnyc I don’t get it either. Now those two losers on Thursday Night Football last night, THOSE GUYS were terrible.

  11. Kevin Smith

    September 13, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    He sucks as no one has ever sucked before…..

  12. Chris

    September 13, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    Um, who the hell voted?? Oh. CNN watchers. That explains it.

  13. joe buck

    September 13, 2013 at 7:08 am

    ^^^What?? Joe buck sucks, you must be his daddy.

  14. jiminnyc

    September 13, 2013 at 6:44 am

    I’ve honestly never understood the Buck hate. He makes the game about the game, rather than about him, and he and Aikman work very well together. Contrast that with some of Fox’s other teams, who sometimes seem surprised that there’s a game being played at all.

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