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Rob Gronkowski Tranquilized Before He Can Wander Too Close To Cheerleaders
Using two doses of concentrated bear tranquilizer, Boston Wildlife officials managed to sedate and contain New England TE Rob Gronkowski as he wandered away from his practicing teammates at Patriots training...
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Fox Sports Robot Suspended Indefinitely After Scandal With Underage Bratz Doll
Fox Sports’ NFL Mascot “Cleatus the Robot” has been suspended from the network without pay indefinitely, after the revelation that the hulking cyborg has allegedly been engaged in an illicit affair...
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Jeff George Deserves To Be In NFL Hall Of Fame, Says Nobody
QB Jeff George, the first overall draft pick of the 1990 NFL Draft, and longtime member of the Indianapolis Colts, Atlanta Falcons and Minnesota Vikings, truly deserves to be in Pro...





