Two month old Jayden Parker, the next great quarterback that will play for the Cleveland Browns, spent the afternoon at his home in Coral Cables, FL ingesting breast milk, developing increased object permanence awareness, and shitting in his diapers, it was reported Tuesday.   “Who’s the sweetest little boy…

Using two doses of concentrated bear tranquilizer, Boston Wildlife officials managed to sedate and contain New England TE Rob Gronkowski as he wandered away from his practicing teammates at Patriots training camp, and ventured dangerously close to several members of the team’s cheerleading squad.   As they had been…

Cable giant ESPN has been the subject of intense criticism  after allowing fifteen minutes of airtime to pass Friday evening without a single mention of Jets quarterback Tim Tebow.   “It’s unacceptable, “said Sports Illustrated NFL writer Peter King . “For fifteen precious, precious minutes, ESPN wasted America’s time…